Hello there I'm a psycho as you may have gathered from the title of the story. Anyway I have been asked to do an interveiw with a reporter earlier today I went to this interveiw and here is what happened.
Reporter: Today is my interveiw with the notorious serial killer psycho.
Me: knock knock did someone call for an interveiw with me
Reporter: yes, yes come on in have a seat
Me: okay so what do I have to do
Reporter: just answer the questions I ask you
Me: okay sounds easy enough
Reproter: okay so I would like you to say your name into the mic and what you did to get here
Me: okay I am Patient 6....6....6 in the asylum for the mentally insane and I am in here cause I am the one responsible for the murders of over 3,000 people
Reporter: wow thats a lot of people and umm what made you kill all those people
Me: hahaha well it all started when i was a young boy at the age of 16 I killed my mother and father and after that I needed to kill even more heha
Reporter: do you not feel any kind of remorse for the people you have killed or the familys you've hurt
Me: oh please what do you think I am one of those bitch boy killers like ted bundy or charles manson
Reporter: I didn't mean any disrespect towards you and some people say your a hero is that right?
Me: yes...yes I killed jason at crystal lake i stuck an axe in his back and said it was a mistake hahahahahehehehohohohoho
Reporter: oh i see you've got a sense of humor, tell me how you have that while being in here?
Me: well once you kill your first five hundred people you tend to not care about whats gonna happen to you.
Reporter: so you just don't care about my family you killed my little girl you monster
Me: oh haha im terribly sorry haha
Reporter: really cause you don't sound sorry
Officer: Sir im gonna have to ask you to put the gun down
Me: whoa whoa haha at least buy me dinner first tough guy sheesh haha
Reporter: You're gonna pay for what you've done to me
Officer: SIR put the gun down or I will taze you!!
Me: You think you've got what it takes to shoot me
Reporter: I will kill you
Officer talking into radio: Im gonna need backup
Me: Oh brother this is the last time i get involved with reporters
Officer #2: SIR put your gun down NOW or we will taze you
Reporter: STAY out of-
Officer #2: FIRE!!!!
Unknown voice: kill them kill them all kill them kill them all NOW!!!
So as you see I killed the 2 officers and the reporter and im headed to your hose next so you better watch out hehehehehahahaha